Ask anyone the question ‘What do a cucumber, an electric toothbrush and a sock have in common? and they might think that it is the start of a bad joke.
To some people however, they will instantly link the three items to self-pleasuring.
That is precisely the route that Pornhub (and more specifically Pornhub Toys) wants your mind to take in its latest ad produced by BETC Paris.
Instead of simply showing viewers what they can now buy from Pornhub, they have instead chosen to show everything that we shouldn’t be using. These phallic and vulvic household objects continue to protest their use as makeshift sex toys to the tune of The Blood Hound Gang’s Classic hit ‘The Bad Touch’.
Coinciding with the 20th anniversary of the original song, the advert sees a whole host of household objects including, cucumbers, vacuum cleaners, electric toothbrushes and even a particularly vocal car exhaust, rapping their desire not to be used as a replacement for one of Pornhub’s sex toys instead.
Despite what you might think, the objects in the video have not been chosen for comedic effect but have instead been taken from real stories found online.
And as an added bonus, if you can guess one of the 250 household objects you shouldn’t be used for sex, you’ll also be entered for a chance to win a 30% off discount code for Pornhub Toys.
Pornhub has once again taken what can be quite a taboo subject and brought it into the limelight with a comedy edge.